Search Me

Being a fan of year-end lists, I can’t resist the temptation to participate in the fun. So every year I do posts listing the most viewed posts of the previous year, the books I read that year, and a list of the hits and misses in the garden for the year. If those topics sound thrilling to you, then you’re in luck, because those posts will be coming soon.

But I’m beginning this year with something new–a list of some of the most interesting search terms that led net-surfers to Practicing Resurrection last year. Here goes (in no particular order).

what to do when my pig drinks motor oil
Hmm. Good question.

turkey meat comes from which animal
Is this a trick question?

Groundhog is mocking me
Don’t you hate it when that happens?

is Haitians related to Satan
Only by marriage, I think.

photos of live pork
Live pork? More evidence I suppose that we’ve become disconnected from our food sources

alpaca poop shovel
Sounds like a handy device, even if there is no need for one here

video of people learning about the resurrection on cell phones
I’m going to go out on a limb and say this search was fruitless

why is there always slobber on my pig
Could be that live pork thing I reckon

vegetarianism is unchristian
So there. Heathens.

can haitian hougans really hex people
Probably only if they’re blood kin to the bad guy

is the suit symbolic of cannibalism in greek culture
Note to self–get to the bottom of this before attending a Greek wedding.

Happy New Year! In 2016, may we all find what we’re looking for.