Sitting on the shuttle bus that was taking me from the parking lot to the airport, the driver asked where I was heading. “Tampa,” I replied.
“Vacation?”, he responded.
“No. I work there.”
“So you live here?,” he asked.
“Yes, but I have homes in both places.” I answered.
He chuckled and said, “I don’t even have to ask which one you like best.”
I laughed back. “Man, it’s not even close.”